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    COFFEE WARNING

    An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
    husband's sex drive.

    "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

    "Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy.
    "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

    "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his
    coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back
    in a week to let me know how you got on."

    A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how
    things went.

    "Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."

    "What happened?" asks the doctor.

    "Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was
    immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at
    the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make
    passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

    "What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"

    "Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never
    be able to show my face in McDonald's again."


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    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    I guess he had the McMuffin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    I guess he had the McMuffin.
    Now that made me spit my coffee on my screen
    "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, do nothing." Dante

 

 

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