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    In Russia...

    ..air bag tests you.

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    Is there such a thing as Russian Rednecks?

    "Hey, Boris. Hold my beer and watch THIS shit!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Is there such a thing as Russian Rednecks?

    "Hey, Boris. Hold my beer and watch THIS shit!"

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    Hold my Vodka and watch this
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Hey Boris, I got a really good plan to test airbages, (has worked for Igor for 30 years, hates him, wishes he was dead, and thinks he is thought of as the stupid one)

    No Shit says Igor (Boss who things Boris is the best employee but doesnt ever want to tell him so he doesnt have to pay him more)

    Yah Boris, we did it last night (the fuck if we did) You should check it yourself, boris exclaims

    Igor fallows Boris instructings.

    after the explosiion, Igor says " You fuck, how do you test air bags and then have them work again"

    Boris, "ah shit Igor, I havent figured that out yet"

    IGOR "Well look into it and I will give it another shot"
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

 

 

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