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01-16-12, 03:31 PM #1
Why it is a bad idea to pick-up women in a barPeter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much
and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they
quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up
close to each other.
After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for
Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I
miss the days when I had mine."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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