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01-16-12, 03:31 PM #1
Why it is a bad idea to pick-up women in a barPeter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much
and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they
quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up
close to each other.
After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for
Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I
miss the days when I had mine."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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