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01-24-12, 03:25 PM #1
pres. obamaOne day about a month ago, President Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"She replied, $200."To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100.He then asked the redhead.Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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