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    How Long Has It Been???

    > > > On July 20, 1969, As Commander Of The
    > > > Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong
    > > > Was The First Person To Set Foot On
    > The Moon.
    > > >
    > > > His First Words After Stepping On The
    > Moon,
    > > > "that's One Small Step For Man,
    > > > One Giant Leap For Mankind," Were Televised
    > > > To Earth And Heard By Millions.
    > > >
    > > > But Just Before He Reentered The
    > Lander,
    > > > He Made The Enigmatic Remark
    > > > "good Luck, Mr. Gorsky."
    > > >
    > > > Many People At Nasa Though It Was A Casual
    > > > Remark Concerning Some Rival Soviet Cosmonaut
    > > > However, Upon Checking, There Was No
    > Gorsky
    > > > In Either The Russian Or American
    > Space Programs.
    > > >
    > > > Over The Years Many People Questioned
    > > > Armstrong As To What The "good Luck,
    > > > Mr. Gorsky"statement Meant, But
    > Armstrong
    > > > Always Just Smiled.
    > > >
    > > > On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay, Florida,
    > While Answering
    > > > Questions Following A Speech, A
    > Reporter
    > > > Brought Up The 26-year-old Question To
    > > > Armstrong. This Time He Finally
    > Responded.
    > > >
    > > > Mr. Gorsky Had Died, So Neil Armstrong
    > > > Felt He Could Answer The Question.
    > > > In 1938 When He Was A Kid In A Small
    > > > Midwest Town, He Was Playing Baseball
    > > > With A Friend In The Backyard.
    > > >
    > > > His Friend Hit The Ball, Which Landed In
    > His
    > > > Neighbor's Yard By The Bedroom Windows.
    > > > His Neighbors Were Mr. And Mrs.
    > Gorsky.
    > > > As He Leaned Down To Pick Up The Ball,
    > > > Young Armstrong Heard Mrs. Gorsky
    > Shouting
    > > > At Mr. Gorsky.
    > > >
    > > > "sex! You Want Sex?! You'll Get Sex When
    > > > The Kid Next Door Walks On The Moon!"
    Facta non verba
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    Ok, I'm wondering about the validity of this story.

    I've heard the same story before, but in the other one I heard the wife of Mr. Gorsky said "oral sex".....not sex.


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    Either way it is still funny! LOL!
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    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
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    It brings rest to the weary,
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    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
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    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074
    Ok, I'm wondering about the validity of this story.

    I've heard the same story before, but in the other one I heard the wife of Mr. Gorsky said "oral sex".....not sex.


    Just an FYI
    jmur, I too wonder about 95% of what is seen on the internet, but if it makes me laugh,,,,what the heck,,have a good one, stay safe.
    Facta non verba
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    It is funny... Again, who cares if it makes ya laugh! Everyone needs a good laugh once in a while.
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