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    My Private Part died today

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    An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
    home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
    replied,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
    The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private
    Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
    "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
    that..Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my
    Private Part died."

    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

    You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!


    "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."


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    Lmao! As someone who's worked in nursing homes before, I really appreciate this one!

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    ahahahahahah i cant wait til im old so i can do stuff like that and not have the meat hooks slapped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Four paws up.

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    LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! You found a nice and funniest one I ever laugh. I love that part!
    I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!

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    Rofl!
    http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/1369/rosekdrosetransp9fk2eb.gif

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    That rocks, I'll have to use that when I hit the home!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    By the time I hit the home, my private parts will be concealed behind my other private parts.



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