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02-09-12, 01:42 PM #1
wife wantedA man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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