Office Dares

[JLK]

One-Point Dares
1.. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2.. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
3.. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry,
I really prefer it this way".
4.. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5.. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6.. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
7.. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8.. Don't use any punctuation.
9.. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.
10.. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three-Point Dares
1.. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.
2.. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3.. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4.. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5.. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7.. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle".
Then wink and pout.
8.. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
pornography web sites.

Five-Point Dares
1.. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2.. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3.. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4.. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5.. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6.. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7.. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8.. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9.. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10.. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each
biscuit with your fist.
11.. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
12.. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13.. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14.. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.

[warrants 1]

I'd get bitch-slapped if I tried the 3 or 5 point dares. Some of the 1 point dares I've done, by accident.

[Ducky]

I could do most of these at any time. Of course, I work by myself...

[Buttercup]

Just the thought of doing some of those makes me laugh out loud.

[Shoestring]

game on!

[Broke Hoss]

11.. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

Did this in briefing just to mess with the LT. Plan was to exit when they turned on the training powerpoint. He asked me what the hell I was doing before it got that far.

[lewisipso]

Five points to you.

[Shoestring]

i was able to stop in at my PD on friday to visit since i have been out sick for the last month and a half and i did the 3 pt number 1 to my chief and he asked me if i was still on the narcotics i was prescribed

[lewisipso]

Cha ching! 3 points to you.