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    Office Dares

    One-Point Dares
    1.. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
    2.. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
    and grimace.
    3.. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry,
    I really prefer it this way".
    4.. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    5.. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
    6.. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
    pretend it wasn't you.
    7.. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
    8.. Don't use any punctuation.
    9.. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
    sigh.
    10.. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

    Three-Point Dares
    1.. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
    double-barreled fingers.
    2.. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
    3.. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
    4.. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
    5.. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
    their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
    6.. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
    it's happened again!". Then do it again.
    7.. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle".
    Then wink and pout.
    8.. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
    pornography web sites.

    Five-Point Dares
    1.. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
    conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
    actually launch into it yourself).
    2.. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
    growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    3.. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
    4.. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
    number two".
    5.. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
    conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
    6.. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
    in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
    7.. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
    mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
    8.. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
    witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
    9.. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
    hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
    10.. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each
    biscuit with your fist.
    11.. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
    door.
    12.. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
    13.. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
    14.. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    I'd get bitch-slapped if I tried the 3 or 5 point dares. Some of the 1 point dares I've done, by accident.

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    I could do most of these at any time. Of course, I work by myself...
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    Just the thought of doing some of those makes me laugh out loud.




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    game on!
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    11.. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
    door.
    Did this in briefing just to mess with the LT. Plan was to exit when they turned on the training powerpoint. He asked me what the hell I was doing before it got that far.
    Blessed are the the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. MATT 5:10

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    Five points to you.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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    i was able to stop in at my PD on friday to visit since i have been out sick for the last month and a half and i did the 3 pt number 1 to my chief and he asked me if i was still on the narcotics i was prescribed
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Cha ching! 3 points to you.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


 

 

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