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    Old Drunk

    A man & his wife are dining at a table in a restaurant & the wife keeps staring at an old drunken man swigging his gin as he sits alone at a nearby table,
    the husband asks , "Do you know him?"
    "Yes," sighs the wife, "he's my ex-husband. he took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
    "My God!" says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    Can you imagine the mayhem/injury that followed the last remark?
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    Thats a good one!
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    Ha Ha! That was good!
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    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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