An Ohio local police officer is transported to the hospital for an anxiety attack when he recently read one of Countybear's posts on OfficerResource.com. He is expected to make a full recovery.
S..Sh..She said she only nibbled the ears. Oh the Haremanity!
"Pull my finger."
Epic WTFs is right. What were you doing when you found this mess? I can only imagine what your internet habits must be, Five-O.
this is what happens when you finally turn your head all the way around
This is why there aren't more Oompa Loompas. They have to go up on their hookers.
The mating habits of the Oompa Loompas are convoluted and hazardous.
Igor, I TOLD you those were supposed to go on the back...
"Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
Iíve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise youíll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it..."
We see his butt, but where is the rest of him............