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02-14-12, 03:55 PM #1
waking up in the hospital
I was in the hospital when my buddy woke up. I asked him what happened. He advised that he was blow drying his junk after he got out of the shower when his wife walked in. she asked him what he was doing. He told her he was warming up her dinner and the next thing he knew he woke up in the hospital.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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