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Thread: Marriage Seminar
02-16-12, 11:37 AM #1
While the wife and I were attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, the instructor said, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed us men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?" The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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