A cannibal was walking through the jungle
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Politicians: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.'