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02-16-12, 11:46 AM #1
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Politicians: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.'
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
02-16-12, 08:38 PM #2
2 cannibals were eating a skinny missionary. To make it fair, one started eating at the head and the other at the feet. After abourt 5 minutes, the one at the head looked up and said, "Man, this is delicious!' "Yeah" agreed the other cannibal, "I'm having a ball!" "Slow down," yelled the other one, "you're eating too fast!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
02-16-12, 09:40 PM #3
Two cannibals were cooking a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and said, "Does this smell funny to you?"\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
02-17-12, 11:51 AM #4
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