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    Two guys with black eyes......

    Two guys with black eyes were talking to each other at work. "What happened?" asked the first. "Miscommunication with my wife." said the second. "Me too" exclaimed the first, "tell me about it."

    "Well," said the first guy, "my wife and I were flying to Pittsburg. We went to the ticket counter and there was a buxon young lady working and I mistakenly asked for "2 pickets to Tittsburg, and my wife hauled off and hit me!"

    "Man," said the second, :that's almost the exact thing that happened to me! My wife and I were eating breakfast, and I meant to say, "Honey, please pass me the Cheerios," but it came out as "You blood-sucking wench. You've ruined my life!"
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    i hate when that happens


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    I wish she would tap my other eye. The same one is getting sore.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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