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02-17-12, 11:02 AM #1
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An Officer Resource moderator happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The moderator shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The moderator nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The moderator smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm an Officer Resource moderator," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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02-17-12, 01:36 PM #2
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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02-17-12, 01:44 PM #3
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i "hop" i dont end up in the holding cell some mods are a little sensitive
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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02-17-12, 02:22 PM #4
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Originally Posted by JLK
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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02-17-12, 02:41 PM #5
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I was looking through your fridge and you're out of milk. Be safe at work. ;-)
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02-17-12, 02:43 PM #6
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He's out of beer too.
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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02-17-12, 04:12 PM #7
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Hahahaha!!!
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02-17-12, 08:33 PM #8
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And damn low on cereal. If Mrs. JLK asks you to call her "Princess"...we know nothing.
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02-17-12, 08:36 PM #9
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02-17-12, 09:55 PM #10
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He's completely out of steaks too.
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02-18-12, 10:08 AM #11
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You two are incredible.............. cooks by the way. We should do that again. Originally Posted by Ducky
He's completely out of steaks too.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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02-18-12, 11:23 AM #12
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Originally Posted by lewisipso
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in representation of his employer, its agencies or assigns. In fact, they probably fail to be in alignment with the opinions of any rational human being.
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02-20-12, 04:07 PM #13
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i will have to tell her to shopping since yall are eating all my steak and drinking all my beer.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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02-20-12, 04:45 PM #14
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We'll give you a list. You can do the shopping, but take your time. Originally Posted by JLK
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Follow members of O/R as they tweet a "Ride a long" on their shifts on the front page of the site and on twitter at the following links:
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www.twitter.com/lewisipso
www.twitter.com/ORgopher
www.twitter.com/SecondChance122
www.twitter.com/pojmm
www.twitter.com/ORGIB
The opinions given in my posts & threads DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Pudge" on Officerresource.com
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02-20-12, 04:48 PM #15
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trust me you willl want me to hurry up with the beer
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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02-22-12, 12:23 PM #16
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Sorry about the mess in the bathroom.
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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02-22-12, 12:30 PM #17
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Originally Posted by JLK
Good sport there. Kudos sir.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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