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    Living With A Smart Ass

    Subject: Living Wills

    While I was watching the Masters Tournament last
    Weekend, My wife and I got into a conversation about life and Death, and the Need for living wills.

    During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to Exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine And taking Fluids from a bottle.

    She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my Beer.

    Man, sometimes it 'S tough being married to a smartass.
    Facta non verba
    "The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity and that's not fair!" Konrad Adenauer,

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    your wife and my wife should go out

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    Spouses have a funny perspective when it comes to death.

    For instance I told my wife that I took out a $500,000 life insurance policy in case I was killed. Just so that she could take care of are three children and never have to worry about starting over. She got all pissed off and would not talk to me for several days. I though I had done a good thing, but apparently not!!!!!
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    If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
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    sometimes they cant be reminded of that late nite call they might get, mine wants to be told that i love her everytime i go to work. she gets pissed if i dont. oh well, it would suck if i didnt and i was kia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum440
    I told her that I never wanted to Exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine And taking Fluids from a bottle.

    She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my Beer.

    Man, sometimes it 'S tough being married to a smartass.
    I have to hand it to your wife, that's pretty funny.

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    HHHmmm my wife took 750,000 life insurance out on me. Makes me wonder now what her intention is.
    Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
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