Living With A Smart Ass

**Magnum440** · 05-11-06, 08:13 AM

Subject: Living Wills

While I was watching the Masters Tournament last
Weekend, My wife and I got into a conversation about life and Death, and the Need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to Exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine And taking Fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my Beer.

Man, sometimes it 'S tough being married to a smartass.

**ida40dj** · 05-13-06, 10:13 AM

your wife and my wife should go out

**GarcoDeputy** · 05-13-06, 10:33 AM

Spouses have a funny perspective when it comes to death.

For instance I told my wife that I took out a $500,000 life insurance policy in case I was killed. Just so that she could take care of are three children and never have to worry about starting over. She got all pissed off and would not talk to me for several days. I though I had done a good thing, but apparently not!!!!!

**zpd307** · 05-13-06, 11:17 AM

sometimes they cant be reminded of that late nite call they might get, mine wants to be told that i love her everytime i go to work. she gets pissed if i dont. oh well, it would suck if i didnt and i was kia.

**kingpervis** · 05-13-06, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Magnum440

I told her that I never wanted to Exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine And taking Fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my Beer.

Man, sometimes it 'S tough being married to a smartass.

I have to hand it to your wife, that's pretty funny.