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    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
    Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a
    talk on productive salesmanship.
    Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
    said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
    spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
    "Very good," said the teacher.
    Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I
    explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current
    "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath
    ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
    full of cash on the teacher's desk.
    "$2,467," he said.
    "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
    "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
    "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
    tooth brushes to make that much money?"
    "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
    Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
    They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
    Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the
    President Obama method of giving you something crappy, but looks good,
    for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your

    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)

    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan

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    The last part just made this the best joke EVER!!!
    Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.



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