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    THE FIFTY DOLLAR LESSON


    I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President one day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "if you were President, what would the first thing you would do?"
    She replied, " I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
    Her parents beamed.
    "Wow...what a worthy goal" I told her. " But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull the weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked " Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
    I said, " Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

 

 

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