Dog to self "time to find a safe shelter for my toy before Obama taxes it!"
"The President takes a moment to be candid with Democratic Party leaders at Camp David. Pictured from Left are Nancy Pelosi (holding her stuffed Barney Frank doll), Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid."
The dog was overheard to say, "If he's moving in, I'm moving out!"
Even I won't sniff that jackass
Again, from the dog, "I understand Canada is nice this time of year." As he left, the dog left his true opinion on the lawn.