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    THINGS I LERNT LIVIN' IN THE SOUTH


    A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

    There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

    There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

    If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

    Onced and Twiced are words.

    It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

    Jawl-P? Means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

    People actually grow,eat and like okra.

    Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

    There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

    Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

    Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

    The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

    You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

    You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

    Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

    All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

    You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

    You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

    The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

    Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or Mr.(first name)

    You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

    You know what a hissy fit is..

    Fried catfish is the other white meat.

    We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!



    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    I am familiar with every one of those and have personally thrown a hissy fit a time or two...
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    If you refer to suspects as "cats"
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    I'll agree with all of these.

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    "There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South"

    And Lew hates every one of them!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

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    Mind blown. Apparently I live in the south.

    Well, at least there's an explanation for all these damn catfish.

 

 

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