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    Sense of Freshness....

    A while ago a new supermarket opened in Memphis.
    It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
    Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
    thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.
    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
    grilled steaks with onions.
    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
    fresh baked bread and cookies.


    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Solomon

    We were all born wild. It was up to our parents to domesticate us.

 

 

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