The family wheeled Grandma out onto the lawn, in her Wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday Were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak
very well, But she would write notes when she needed to communicate.


After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started Leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed Her, straightened her up, and stuffed
pillows on her Right. A short time later, she started leaning off to Her
left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed Pillows on her left. Soon
she started leaning forward, So the family members again grabbed her, and
then tied a Pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma,
you're looking good! How are they treating You?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a Note to the
grandson.......


'They won't let me fart.'