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    A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
    Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
    Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .......... "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
    Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
    Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .......... "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."


    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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