A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever served in the military?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00
am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why do you want me here only from 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."
My admin does that for 8 hours a day.......admin must be considered gub'ment jobs.
Sounds like mid shift muster.
Sounds like my job for most of the day. Being female and having to take it easy on Tue wake-up juice, and working solo means I just read a lot instead.
Ducks....do not underate yourself....without you, the Zombies would quickly overrun your post!