Goverment jobs

[JLK]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever served in the military?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00
am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why do you want me here only from 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."

[lewisipso]

Ha!

[Napalm]

My admin does that for 8 hours a day.......admin must be considered gub'ment jobs.

[BPAlpha]

Lol,
Sounds like mid shift muster.

[Ducky]

Sounds like my job for most of the day. Being female and having to take it easy on Tue wake-up juice, and working solo means I just read a lot instead.

[Car 4]

Ducks....do not underate yourself....without you, the Zombies would quickly overrun your post!

Car 4