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    Goverment jobs

    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
    asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
    He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
    "Have you ever served in the military?"
    "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
    employment."
    Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
    The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
    for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
    pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00
    am every day."
    The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
    4:00 pm, why do you want me here only from 10:00 am?"
    "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
    hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
    No point in you coming in for that."
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    My admin does that for 8 hours a day.......admin must be considered gub'ment jobs.
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    Lol,
    Sounds like mid shift muster.

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    Sounds like my job for most of the day. Being female and having to take it easy on Tue wake-up juice, and working solo means I just read a lot instead.
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