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05-22-12, 11:38 AM #1
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever served in the military?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00
am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why do you want me here only from 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
05-22-12, 09:21 PM #2
Ha!Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
05-26-12, 02:00 AM #3
My admin does that for 8 hours a day.......admin must be considered gub'ment jobs.Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.
06-11-12, 03:38 AM #41HrdmrfrVerified LEO
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Sounds like mid shift muster.
06-11-12, 07:44 AM #5
Sounds like my job for most of the day. Being female and having to take it easy on Tue wake-up juice, and working solo means I just read a lot instead.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
06-11-12, 01:20 PM #6
Ducks....do not underate yourself....without you, the Zombies would quickly overrun your post!
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
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