Joke

Why did the dentist decide to become a police officer?
He wanted to take a bite out of Crime.

You related to Jenna ??? :biggrin1:

Not that I know of.

omg that was funny

Thank you for the compliment

Stopped for speeding
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange takes place. What is thproblem officer?
Officer: You were drivng 75 in a 55 zone
No sir, I was going 65 MPH
Wife "oh Harry you were going 80. (the man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer Iam also gving you aticket or a broken tail light
Man broken tail light?? I didn't know I had a broken tail light.
Wife Oh harry you've known aboutthe broken tail light for weeks. (the husband gives the wife another dirty look)
Officer Iam also giving you a citation fornot wearing your seatbelt.
Why officer I took it off when you were walking to the car.
Wife harry you never wear your seatbelt.
The man turns to his wifeand yells shut your mouth!
The officer turns tothe womanand asks does your husbandtalk to you like this all the time?
No only when he has been drinking.

just so you know, Policefan, a comparison to Jenna's sense of humor is really no compliment. She dispenses more corn than a Nebraska field!