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06-01-12, 03:41 PM #1
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Joke
Why did the dentist decide to become a police officer?
He wanted to take a bite out of Crime.May God be with you and your families as you Protect and Serve.
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06-01-12, 04:35 PM #2
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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You related to Jenna ???
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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06-01-12, 05:45 PM #3
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Not that I know of.
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06-01-12, 09:03 PM #4
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omg that was funny
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06-01-12, 09:53 PM #5
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Thank you for the compliment
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06-14-12, 08:28 PM #6
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Stopped for speeding
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange takes place. What is thproblem officer?
Officer: You were drivng 75 in a 55 zone
No sir, I was going 65 MPH
Wife "oh Harry you were going 80. (the man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer Iam also gving you aticket or a broken tail light
Man broken tail light?? I didn't know I had a broken tail light.
Wife Oh harry you've known aboutthe broken tail light for weeks. (the husband gives the wife another dirty look)
Officer Iam also giving you a citation fornot wearing your seatbelt.
Why officer I took it off when you were walking to the car.
Wife harry you never wear your seatbelt.
The man turns to his wifeand yells shut your mouth!
The officer turns tothe womanand asks does your husbandtalk to you like this all the time?
No only when he has been drinking.May God be with you and your families as you Protect and Serve.
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06-14-12, 09:58 PM #7
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just so you know, Policefan, a comparison to Jenna's sense of humor is really no compliment. She dispenses more corn than a Nebraska field!
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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