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    WTF!!

    Use this thread to post any WTF stories, pictures, etc., that don't really fit anywhere else! Don't forget the NSFW tag if necessary.

    Here's what I found today:



    Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth


    Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spat out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.

    Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

    Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.
    Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth - ABC News




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    Aussie police on manhunt after 93-pound mayonnaise heist

    Read more: Aussie police on manhunt after 93-pound mayonnaise heist | Fox News

    In a statement, police said they were puzzling over why anyone would want to steal 93 pounds of mayonnaise.
    They urged anyone who heard of people making large quantities of coleslaw or potato salad to notify authorities.
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    Mom found naked, eating ice cream after leaving kids in wrecked car

    Read more: Mom found naked, eating ice cream after leaving kids in wrecked car | Fox News

    Detectives said Dillard got out of the car after the collision and walked away. She then went to a nearby CVS store and began to undress as she ate ice cream.
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