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    Evaluating progress

    A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.

    Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.

    Active socially: Drinks heavily.

    Alert to company developments: An office gossip.

    Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.

    Average: Not too bright.

    Bridge builder: Likes to compromise.

    Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.

    Charismatic: No interest in any opinion but his own.

    Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

    Conscientious and careful: Scared.

    Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

    Consults with supervisor often: Very annoying.

    Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.

    Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.

    Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to disappear.

    Displays great dexterity and agility: Dodges and evades superiors well.

    Enjoys job: Needs more to do.

    Excels in sustaining concentration but avoids confrontations: Ignores everyone.

    Excels in the effective application of skills: Makes a good cup of coffee.

    Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date.

    Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together.

    Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.

    Happy: Paid too much.

    Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.

    Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.

    Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.

    Internationally know: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.

    Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.

    Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work.

    Is unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.

    Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.

    Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

    Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.

    Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.

    Maintains a high degree of participation: Comes to work on time.

    Maintains professional attitude: A snob.

    Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker.

    Mover and shaker: Favors steamroller tactics without regard for other opinions.

    Not a desk person: Did not go to college.

    Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time.

    Use all available resources: Takes office supplies home for personal use.

    Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

    Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment: Lazy and hard-headed.

    Should go far: Please.

    Slightly below average: Stupid.

    Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.

    Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk.

    Straightforward: Blunt and insensitive.

    Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.

    Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

    Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.

    Takes pride in work: Conceited.

    Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement.

    Uses resources well: Delegates everything.

    Uses time effectively: Clock watcher.

    Very creative: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

    Visionary: Cannot handle paperwork or any project that lasts less than a week.

    Well organized: Does too much busywork.

    Will go far: Relative of management.

    Willing to take calculated risks: Doesn't mind spending someone else's money.

    Zealous attitude: Opinionated.
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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)

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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan

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    How true........

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army




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