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    THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY


    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
    as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
    cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
    alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
    (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),
    then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the
    shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me.'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

    He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'
    '2'
    '3'
    '4'
    '5'


    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi North Carolina , as well as...parts of West Virginia and ALL OF WASHINGTON D.C.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Hey, I live in the D.C area!!!....................... ...........We use Budweiser cans for that here
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