Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.




Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!