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06-29-12, 05:01 PM #1
4 wormsFour worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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