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    Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation

    10. Every time you roll to a call he starts humming the theme to CHiPs

    9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

    8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

    7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

    6. He talk to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".

    5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

    4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

    3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his relationship troubles.

    2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.

    1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!
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    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Sounds like me....and I'm retired.


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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    Hande cuffing himself!.....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfed1100 View Post
    Hande cuffing himself!.....LOL

    hey, i only did that twice


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    hey, i only did that twice
    It wasn't an accident even the first time.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    ok, ok i admit i like the bling


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



 

 

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