Bubba's Sick Day
Bubba called in at the sawmill one morning and said "Boss, I ain't gonna make it in today, got a headache and a stomach ache. I'm just not gonna be able to make it." The boss said "Bubba PLEASE, I have a big order and I really need you here today. Tell you what, when I feel sick like you I go to my wife and we make love. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Bubba called the boss back and said "Bossman, I did what you said and I feel GREAT! I'll be at work shortly. By the way, you've got a real nice house..."