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    The world economy - by cows


    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.



    A FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want
    three cows.



    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows, but you donít know where they are.
    You decide to have lunch.



    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
    You charge the owners for storing them.


    A CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.



    AN INDIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.



    A BRITISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Both are mad.



    AN IRAQI CORPORATION
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
    You tell them that you have none.
    Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your
    country.
    You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.



    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.



    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    The one on the left looks very attractive.



    A GREEK CORPORATION
    You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
    You eat both of them.
    The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call
    the IMF.
    The IMF loans you two cows.
    You eat both of them.
    The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
    You are out getting a haircut

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