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    Debate the stop sign

    A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.

    After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little.

    The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'.

    The cop pulled the guy out of the car and hit him with a nightstick for about a minute and then said, 'Would you like for me to stop or just slow down?'


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)



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    too bad we couldn't do that
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
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    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

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