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08-15-12, 02:11 PM #1
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Dealing with trouble
Dealing with trouble
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.
Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."
The giant nodded.
"If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?"
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. "I can't get out of these," the giant growled.
"Are you sure?" the deputy asked. The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."
"In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
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08-15-12, 04:47 PM #2
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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The art of verbal judo
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08-15-12, 06:21 PM #3
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Had a sergeant do almost that once...
"Hey, look... you got a history, you're not under arrest, but I gotta put these cuffs on you, OK?" And the guy let him. "OK, NOW you're under arrest."Voting against incumbents until we get a Congress that does its job.
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08-15-12, 08:48 PM #4
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That's awesome.
Originally Posted by Jks9199
I'm ready to do both but I rather out smart them all day long than out fight them. Lot less cumintive wear and tear on the body that way.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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08-15-12, 10:52 PM #5
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Amen! Originally Posted by Captain America
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08-16-12, 01:31 AM #6
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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What wear and tear? creak, crack, groan Originally Posted by Captain America
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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