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    Dealing with trouble

    Dealing with trouble

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.

    Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."

    The giant nodded.

    "If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?"

    Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. "I can't get out of these," the giant growled.

    "Are you sure?" the deputy asked. The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."

    "In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."
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    Had a sergeant do almost that once...

    "Hey, look... you got a history, you're not under arrest, but I gotta put these cuffs on you, OK?" And the guy let him. "OK, NOW you're under arrest."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jks9199 View Post
    Had a sergeant do almost that once...

    "Hey, look... you got a history, you're not under arrest, but I gotta put these cuffs on you, OK?" And the guy let him. "OK, NOW you're under arrest."
    That's awesome.

    I'm ready to do both but I rather out smart them all day long than out fight them. Lot less cumintive wear and tear on the body that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    That's awesome.

    I'm ready to do both but I rather out smart them all day long than out fight them. Lot less cumintive wear and tear on the body that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    That's awesome.

    I'm ready to do both but I rather out smart them all day long than out fight them. Lot less cumintive wear and tear on the body that way.
    What wear and tear? creak, crack, groan
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

 

 

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