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    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM


    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle


    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page


    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid


    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage


    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams


    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner


    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half


    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * It will simply become wet


    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.


    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands


    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.


    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    Personally, I would have given him 100%


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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Sounds like one of the tests Obama gave Joe Biden before he named him his running mate.

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    With this wit, I would say the student has a future in LE
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    Blessed are the the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. MATT 5:10

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    Zero, I would grade that as an A+ . . . .

    “Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away”

 

 

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