While hiking down along the borderthis morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He wasstruggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who wasalso struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that wasstrapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan andabiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso CountySheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned,and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I may havewasted two stamps.........