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09-19-12, 10:20 AM #1
While hiking down along the borderthis morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He wasstruggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who wasalso struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that wasstrapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan andabiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso CountySheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned,and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I may havewasted two stamps.........
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
09-19-12, 09:06 PM #2
haha'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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