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09-19-12, 10:20 AM #1
While hiking down along the borderthis morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He wasstruggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who wasalso struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that wasstrapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan andabiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso CountySheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned,and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I may havewasted two stamps.........
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
09-19-12, 09:06 PM #2
haha'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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