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    Job at the Post Office

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    A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

    "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."

    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

    The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

    The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."

    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

    "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls, no point in you coming in for that."
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    KDM, being a female, and in a gov't job....what do you scratch for the first 2 hours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074
    KDM, being a female, and in a gov't job....what do you scratch for the first 2 hours?

    lol.. U smart ass, well.. Ummm... I ummm scratch my boobs? Thats it! lol
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    That was good! LOL!
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

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    It brings rest to the weary,
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    value to anyone until it is given away.

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    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
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    Gov't employees are mandated to scratch whatever gender specific parts are readily available for the first 2 hours of any shift, is that it?

    How do I sign up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    lol.. U smart ass, well.. Ummm... I ummm scratch my boobs? Thats it! lol

    I got an itch I just can't seem to scratch.....can I get a hand??
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