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05-16-06, 10:25 AM #1
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Job at the Post Office
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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls, no point in you coming in for that."It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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05-16-06, 02:29 PM #2
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KDM, being a female, and in a gov't job....what do you scratch for the first 2 hours?
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Originally Posted by jmur5074
lol.. U smart ass, well.. Ummm... I ummm scratch my boobs? Thats it!
lol
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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05-17-06, 02:10 AM #4
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That was good! LOL!
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05-17-06, 03:15 AM #5
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Gov't employees are mandated to scratch whatever gender specific parts are readily available for the first 2 hours of any shift, is that it?
How do I sign up?"My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."
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Originally Posted by kdm0409
lol.. U smart ass, well.. Ummm... I ummm scratch my boobs? Thats it! lol
I got an itch I just can't seem to scratch.....can I get a hand??
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
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