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11-15-12, 02:47 PM #1
The wedding night
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the
buddies received the following note:
"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The
shock was only a minor setback. But I swear , I'm going
to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom!"
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
11-15-12, 04:56 PM #2
I've never spiked anyone's lube with extra strength Orajel.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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11-16-12, 12:36 AM #3
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