The wedding night

[JLK]

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give
them a
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating
current, of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the
grooms
buddies received the following note:
"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The
electric
shock was only a minor setback. But I swear , I'm going
to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom!"

[Ducky]

I've never spiked anyone's lube with extra strength Orajel.

[lewisipso]

I've never spiked anyone's lube with extra strength Orajel.

You evil woman.

[Policefan1978]

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give
them a
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating
current, of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the
grooms
buddies received the following note:
"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The
electric
shock was only a minor setback. But I swear , I'm going
to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom!"

Hillarious!!