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    The wedding night

    The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
    carpenter, an
    electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
    couple on their wedding night.
    The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give
    them a
    chuckle or two.
    The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating
    current, of
    course.
    The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
    promised
    it would be memorable.
    The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the
    grooms
    buddies received the following note:
    "Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The
    electric
    shock was only a minor setback. But I swear , I'm going
    to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom!"


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    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


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    I've never spiked anyone's lube with extra strength Orajel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I've never spiked anyone's lube with extra strength Orajel.
    You evil woman.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
    carpenter, an
    electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
    couple on their wedding night.
    The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give
    them a
    chuckle or two.
    The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating
    current, of
    course.
    The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
    promised
    it would be memorable.
    The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the
    grooms
    buddies received the following note:
    "Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The
    electric
    shock was only a minor setback. But I swear , I'm going
    to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom!"
    Hillarious!!
    May God be with you and your families as you Protect and Serve.

 

 

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