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12-02-12, 05:19 PM #1
Capt. America Vs. Bigfoot
Capt. America went out one day and decided to trap Bigfoot. He set a snare trap, and sure enough, the next day he had Bigfoot hanging upside down. The beast appeared to be unconscious, so Capt. cut him down. He went up just as Bigfoot opened his eyes and grabbed him! Bigfoot looked at Captain, and said, "Well now, you have two choices: either I kill you or I screw you. The choice is yours." Without a word, Capt., as he had obviously done many times in the past, dropped his pants and tried to grab his ankles. The beast had his way and sent the embarrassed Capt. off.
Capt.was humiliated even more than he was used to, decided he was going to REALLY get Bigfoot! He dug a pit and covered it with branches,. Sure enough, the next day, Bigfoot was in the pit! As Capt. leaned to look in, Bigfoot grabbed him into the pit, and made the same offer. Once again, Capt. dropped trou and asssumed the position. He then hopped out of the pit, pulled Capt. up and sent him on his way.
Capt. was really sore! (physically and mentally!) and decided that he was going to kill Bigfoot. He took his rifle and went to where he'd had his previous encounters and waited. Before long, Bigfoot came into a clearing, and BAM!, Capt. shot him! He approached the prone body of Bigfoot, when suddenly Bigfoot grabbed him again! Looking at Capt. Bigfoot just said, "Be honest, you're not really here for the hunt anymore, are you?"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
12-02-12, 05:39 PM #2
Get a room!
12-02-12, 07:42 PM #3
What's sad is the Bigfoot keeps wanting to bugger him'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
12-02-12, 07:49 PM #4
Take your meds , Keith.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
12-02-12, 09:14 PM #5
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