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    Capt. America Vs. Bigfoot

    Capt. America went out one day and decided to trap Bigfoot. He set a snare trap, and sure enough, the next day he had Bigfoot hanging upside down. The beast appeared to be unconscious, so Capt. cut him down. He went up just as Bigfoot opened his eyes and grabbed him! Bigfoot looked at Captain, and said, "Well now, you have two choices: either I kill you or I screw you. The choice is yours." Without a word, Capt., as he had obviously done many times in the past, dropped his pants and tried to grab his ankles. The beast had his way and sent the embarrassed Capt. off.

    Capt.was humiliated even more than he was used to, decided he was going to REALLY get Bigfoot! He dug a pit and covered it with branches,. Sure enough, the next day, Bigfoot was in the pit! As Capt. leaned to look in, Bigfoot grabbed him into the pit, and made the same offer. Once again, Capt. dropped trou and asssumed the position. He then hopped out of the pit, pulled Capt. up and sent him on his way.


    Capt. was really sore! (physically and mentally!) and decided that he was going to kill Bigfoot. He took his rifle and went to where he'd had his previous encounters and waited. Before long, Bigfoot came into a clearing, and BAM!, Capt. shot him! He approached the prone body of Bigfoot, when suddenly Bigfoot grabbed him again! Looking at Capt. Bigfoot just said, "Be honest, you're not really here for the hunt anymore, are you?"
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    What's sad is the Bigfoot keeps wanting to bugger him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Take your meds , Keith.
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