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05-17-06, 12:17 PM #1Older Than DirtVerified LEO
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Women Just Don't Understand Our Contributions
After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming
up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do,
probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables,
and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he deals with the situation.
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT
TO THE WOMAN.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women....Facta non verba
"The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity — and that's not fair!" — Konrad Adenauer,
05-17-06, 08:19 PM #2
they just dont get it do they?No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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05-17-06, 09:20 PM #3GM7203 Guest
Hey that just happened at my house tonight. Only I went down in the basement to work out, and she got our 3 kids ready for bed.
05-18-06, 05:23 AM #4
hey! i am woman here me roar...screw routine
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