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    Women Just Don't Understand Our Contributions

    Subject: BBQ

    After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming
    up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
    to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
    cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do,
    probably because there is an element of danger involved.

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
    chain of events are put into motion:

    Routine...

    1) The woman buys the food.
    2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables,
    and makes dessert.
    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
    on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
    and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand

    Here comes the important part:

    4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine....

    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
    He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
    while he deals with the situation.

    Important again:

    7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT
    TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine.....

    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
    napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
    the dishes.

    And most important of all:

    10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
    cooking efforts.

    11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
    off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
    there's just no pleasing some women....
    Facta non verba
    "The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity and that's not fair!" Konrad Adenauer,

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    they just dont get it do they?
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    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Hey that just happened at my house tonight. Only I went down in the basement to work out, and she got our 3 kids ready for bed.

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    hey! i am woman here me roar...screw routine

 

 

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