Blonde Joke

[Lo523]

A blind man goes into a bar after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair ...given that you are blind that you should know something about the five people
around you:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,





"Naah....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[kdm0409]

lol... That was a good one


A blonde walks into a fabric store looking for pink curtains.

The store clerk comes to her and asks if she can help her.

The blonde says yes I am looking for pink curtains.

The store clerk says great, we have a large selection of pink fabric.

The blonde looks them over and picks out a pretty shiny pink fabric and says this is what I want.

The store assistant says ok, what size do you need.

The blonde says 15 inches.

The clerk looks at the blonde and says 15 inches? I have never heard of a window on a house that size.

The blonde says it isn't for my house it is for my computer.

The clerk looks confused and says "Why on earth would you need curtains for your computer?

The blonde says "Duh, it has windows on it!"


Sorry kinda lame, but funny!