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    Women Drivers.

    An old one...... but funny!

    Driving to work this morning on the interstate, i looked over to my left and saw a woman in a brand new mustang doing 85 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!

    I looked away for a couple seconds and when i looked back she was half way over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!! Being a guy, it scared me so bad, i dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone got knocked away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call!!!

    Damn women drivers!!!!!!!

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    you must've been driving through Houston!!!!

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    Here is one for real. Happened a few months ago. Driving on an Interstate 65-70 mph. Saw car in right lane weaving just a little from time to time, but didn't really drive as if drunk. Decided to pass, got beside of the car, and a young lady was driving, looking in the back seat, bottle feeding her baby in the back seat. Craaazy.
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    Screw women drivers, what about men drivers talking on there cell phones not paying attention and about running you off the road. scared for you life and your daughters'. as you can tell this happened to me resently

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    Anybody on a cell phone puts everybody at risk.
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