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    Diversity Thing

    THE MALE/FEMALE DIVERSITY THING AGAIN!


    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down
    the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
    Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

    "What's wrong?" asked the mother.

    "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
    The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

    "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

    Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

    A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

    "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.
    You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

    No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!

    Ric
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    DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF

    "ATTITUDE" - I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% on how I react to it.

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    Old but good.

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    haha, NICE!
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

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    lol. Never heard that one before. I like it.

 

 

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