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    Why Men Are Happier!!

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be President.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practicall y expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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    i never realized how good i have it, thanx
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    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMBDAWG
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    It's that low, really? I haven't worn underwear in so long I completely forgot how cheap it was.

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    They Forgot To Mention Something About Brown Streaks In Mens Underwear That Never Goes Away No Matter How Many Times That You Wash It

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawEnforcementForums
    It's that low, really? I haven't worn underwear in so long I completely forgot how cheap it was.
    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyJailer
    They Forgot To Mention Something About Brown Streaks In Mens Underwear That Never Goes Away No Matter How Many Times That You Wash It
    Both of you are just SICK








    (But since DJ started the topic...That's why I only wear dark colored undies )
    Remember those who died, remember those who killed them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruh
    Both of you are just SICK








    (But since DJ started the topic...That's why I only wear dark colored undies )

    OH AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW STAINS ON THE FRONT....

 

 

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