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    bottom deodorant

    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom
    deodorant. "Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant" the pharmacist replies,
    struggling to keep from laughing.

    "But I always buy it here", the blonde says. "I bought one last month".
    Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, " I don't know what you bought
    before, may be you can bring in the empty container next time". "Sure", the
    blonde replies. "I'll bring it with me tomorrow"

    The next day, the blonde walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist
    an almost empty deodorant stick. "This is just a normal deodorant", the
    pharmacist tells the blonde, "You use it under your arms".

    "No, it is not", the blonde answers, "it says so here: To apply, push up
    bottom".


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Captain America is offline Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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    Your ass is funny.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    That is priceless
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