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    Talking Learning Center For Men

    THE LEARNING CENTER
    "Mens' Program"


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays---Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique
    Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,
    Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
    Group Practice
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry
    Hamper and The Floor
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    After Dinner Dishes -
    Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity
    Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
    Help Line Support and Support Groups
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things - Starting With
    Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning
    The House Upside Down While Screaming
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch --- Bringing Her
    Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
    Graphics and Audio Tapes
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
    Real Life Testimonials
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To
    Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live
    Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation
    and Breathing Techniques
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses,
    diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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    Useful tip for Class 3. Take a table tennis ball, draw a face on it and drop it into the toilet. Its amazing how the skill of acquiring a perfect aim improves!
    and brilliant for toilet training kids too!

 

 

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